Please note that I haven't updated the below page(s) in quite some time, and I'm not sure when I'll have the chance to again. Oh, it's certainly in the works, but my sincere medical advice is to refrain from holding your breath.

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I'm a medical student at Keck School of Medicine at the University of Southern California, so I can't afford to spend a great deal of time on my web page anymore, unfortunately. I still spend it, I just can't really afford to. Until I can, please don't complain that I'm not spending more. I might cry. Instead of complaining, find the link you're looking for below.

I've added a very small bit of information on USC computing that's marginally relevant here. Really just a ready-reference for network addresses, VPN settings, and such, but useful for looking up instead of trying to find my way around the USC ISD Help pages. Also a bit of info on using Gmail instead of the less-than-spectacular USC Email service.